Mustard makes me laugh and cry

Having never driven a Beetle before, using this one as a daily has been
interesting!

Our VW Beetle broken down

My new name is Mr Herbie from the kids on the estate apart from one girl Chantelle who tells me “oi mate you do realise ur car is pure butters” which was nice.
Not being the best with a spanner old Mr Haynes has become my bible and I quickly realised the need for a tool kit. First off the points closed up ( thanks Mr Gosling for explaining the technical measurement as “the edge of a fag packet” to get me home).
Then the M3 cursed the bugger as the pin shot out of the fuel pump, had no spanners, called RAC 3 snap ties later and we crept home at 45mph. I finally understand why people say stock rocks as a lowered car in a city makes speed humps feel like mountains and pot holes like craters but it does look cool so ill suffer in silence. The Beetle engine whistles while it works which apparently is normal but I thought was genius, soon though it was just an engine noise and whilst driving to Bristol I realised that it really needs a stereo, really really, so im going to install a stealth one somewhere.
It also needs some seat covers and some bumpers.